this strictly confidential, Fortesque--free her soul. That's the only way I could make the trade!"
"Oh, don't feel so bad, Montague.
She'll turn up. Why, no-
body lives forever you know." He laughed.
"Spare me the levity, Fortesque,"
"You should have taken the proper precautions, Monty. Why, I don't see any harm in confessing that I made a similar trade, and my young man here--" he gestured at the figure on the bed.
Montague Devil jumped up as though he had been impaled on a trident. "Oh, 11 blasphemy! he shouted. "That's her, I mean--that's
him, it!"
"Calm yourself, Monty."
"Fortesque, I tell you that is the body I traded to the blonde. I'd know it anywhere."
"Nonsense, Montague!
whom I traded....oh, dear me! I feel suddenly faint."
This is the body of my young man to
Oh, drat!
"You traded for a blonde, didn't you, Fortesque? We've been duped!"
"You've been duped, Monty. This young man--this FP--is so shy, so sensitive. He was as real as you and I."
"No you don't, Fortesque, That young man of yours was a fake." "Impossible!
That blonde--"
"That blonde was the original article. Don't you think I know blondes!"
Fortesque paused for a moment and considered. "Monty, it's no good our arguing about it. If it ever comes out that we let a free soul--"
"I won't say anything if you don't, said Fortesque Devil shuddering.
"Mum's the word?"
"Right you are. You know, he--or she--has probably been work- ing this dodge for years."
ahead.
"For centuries, you mean, said Fortesque.
"Staying one
Oh, how immoral! But what will we do, Monty? We can't go
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